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Rondy | 14:23 Wed 28th Sep 2022 | Jokes
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What's all this nonsense about that 66-year-old Romanian woman being the
world's oldest mum? So what? My mum's 97.
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The saying goes, 'See a penny, pick it up, and all day long you'll have
good luck.' Well I beg to differ. I'm a matador, and whilst picking a
penny up at work the other day I was badly gored in the anus. That's not
good luck in my book.
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Last week I attended an AA meeting, and to my horror, each person
present stood up and openly admitted to being an alcoholic. I'm not
having these boastful drunkards repairing my car. I can only hope the
RAC have more responsible employees.
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' Alton Towers - Where the magic never ends', or so the commercial says.
Imagine my disappointment when it closed at 7.30.
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Cheer up, it used to close earlier than that!
.... and most tea-rooms close at tea-time.

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