And There's More

[Rondy]

Why can`t they change the clocks at a more reasonable time instead of me having to get up at 2am to do it ?
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I have an A-Team attitude to cooking.
I love it when a flan comes together.
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We must all do our bit for the planet…
I've just unplugged a row of electric cars that no one was using!
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I was the best man for my brother's wedding in Paris.
At the reception, I raised my Champagne glass and said "Eggs, Cinnamon, Bread, and Maple Syrup."
It was a French Toast.
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I had a deaf sheep dog…. They are hard to come bye….!
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I cooked a roast dinner for Lionel Richie yesterday.
He asked once, twice, three times for gravy.
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Somebody has stolen the first F from the funfair sign.
That’s just unfair.
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Just landed my dream job as a puppeteer.
Had to pull a few strings to get it though.
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