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[Rondy]

Boss (to the new employee): "We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?"
New employee: "Yes, sir."
Boss: Get out, We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat."

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I went to the butchers today and asked for some tripe.
He gave me a dvd box set of Love Island.

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I just bought one of those low energy light bulbs from B&Q. The till assistant said "Will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "No, I'm putting it up in the lounge."

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Breaking news about the criminal who’s been going around impersonating Sting.
He’s turned himself into the police.

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[gramps85]

I know you thrive on repeating other peoples jokes but even for you this is ridiculous. Repeating your own jokes within 24 hours!!