Thank you!

[Emz26]

I just want to say thank you to all of you for making me laugh tonight. I have had a really rubbish evening/night at work, my boss is a 24 carat @rse, I feel rubbish and it's my birthday today (one year older :-( )
But I have logged on to here and some of the posts have made me giggle, especially yours Redhead23.
So once again, thank you!

[ummmm]

Happy Birthday....hope you had/have a good one


not sure if you mean 10th or 11th?

[Craig007]

Don't encourage it for Cliff's sake!!!

[redhead23]

lol bless u emz , well why go down the pub when we can socalize on here yeah baby its late where have all the humans gone ??? answer me someone please !!! xxx happy birthday - if u find a man post him my way mate lol xx

[Emz26]

No, it's today, the 11th. V. Tempted to call in sick today....what do you think? Should I?!

[ummmm]

Good Lordy Red....did you not read my list of available men. Don't pick no. 1 though....I want him!!!!

[Craig007]

Yeah go for a sickie Emz, its against the law to work on your Birthday!

[Emz26]

Nice to know I'm not the only one up at stupid O'clock!

[ummmm]

Yes....it's your birthday. One Day a year for you....!!!

[ummmm]

I reckon craigs been sent to the sofa because he's cr@p at cooking!!!!

[Emz26]

My boss was EXTREMELY rude to me this evening, so much so I wanted to punch him in his stupid 'garden gnome' resembling face! Very upset, and on my birthday too... :-(

[megan07]

Emz happy birthday sweetheart have a good one love megan

[redhead23]

give me ur boss nymber ill tell him to spend the nite with nite with me - sadly that strikes fear in most mens hearts coz i get verbal dirreaha has anyone noticed !!! heheheh

make him some tea and wipe ur arse round the rim , always worked on my exs when they came to get their crap out of my place lmao

[stewey]

Emz26, did you ever consider shooting this obnoxious individual and then set him on fire and then toss his body off a tall building? He might have a change of attitude after that indication that he is not to popular.

[Emz26]

I went to him for help, and admitted to him that I had right royally f***ed up and he told me I sit on my @rse too much texting on my phone!!! Which, if I did, I would hold my hands up to! But I have only met him about 3 times! Oh, and he really does look like a garden gnome which really does grate on my nerves.
I like the idea of wiping my @rse around the rim of his teacup...... ;-)

[megan07]

Well said stewey i agree love megan

[Emz26]

Honestly, he thinks he is god's gift but in reality, he is a right munter. And he thinks he is really funny, which he clearly isn't. I just have the overwhelming urge to slap him in his mush....

[Miss Random]

MUSH, I love that word.
I plan on using it tomorrow, maybe 3 or 4 times.
mush, it even feels good to say. Mush!
Thanks Emz for the mush word.
Many happy returns, hope your boss catches some nasty venereal disease.

[Emz26]

So do I!! And I hope it is a nasty, painful, blistering one!

[megan07]

Emz give him a good smack in the kisser or if you like i will send my daughter round , she would take a 12ft giant on best wishes megan

[Emz26]

He is no where near a 12ft giant, more like a 5 inch turd.....