Mines is that age old story: boy meets girl, girl goes away to work and meets another boy, breaks first boys heart, never gives boy a second thought until she finds out boy is rolling in it and then leaves husband for first boy, moves in with boy but things arent working out so decide to split up however decide to take holiday together, dupes boy into having sex, gets pregnant, boy swears he will never leave. Sorted.
Its like a fairy story. I cant quite believe my luck sometimes.