Most Untrustworthy.....

[Jugglering]

OK. What, in your opinion, is the most untrustworthy:-

1. Vegetable (I reckon mushroom)

2. Language (English - just look at the different pronunciations for similar spellings)

3. Writing stick (fountain pen - always clogged up for me)

4. Ruler (either Royal version like Henry VIII or one of those plastic ones that shatter)

5. Paint (I'm not sure about those water based gloss paints somehow)

6. Your very own top of the untrustworthy list (mine are batteries - they NEVER let you know when they are about to go flat !)

[funnygirl]

Ledger - a book, gravestone or timber

[helliebobs]

Oooh inspired!

1. I agree, mushrooms are well dodgy
2. French maybe because I could never get to grips with it the same way I did Spanish
3. Cheap ball pens when they go all sticky and gloopy
4. Most rulers break at some point when you constantly use them to whack people with
5. Gauche always does my head in
6. The Argos catalogue - never has the stuff I want in stock!

[taliesin238]

Veggie - carrots

Language - Welsh(im welsh)

Ruler - Defo Henry VIII (remember those wooden ruler you used to have at school?? After a while they always went dodgy from dents)

Paint - Water colours (paint as in painting pictures I mean cos used to do alot of painting. I work in homebase so dont have a problem with the other kinda paint LOL)

My own - American cars (they are just not nice)

[Jugglering]

Aye Legend, but which vegetable ???

[raysparx1]

1 Marrow, They are scary

2 Russian, don't understand a word of it

3 Pencil, gotta keep shrpening them and I hate hard work.

4 wooden ones, They remind me of school

5 Dark Brown, So dark and scary

6 Encyclopaedia They tell you everything but what you want to know.

[taliesin238]

I forgot...
Writing stick - Quill and ink??? never used one myself but the quills look far too top heavy for my liking. Otherwise anything that writes in blue ink, will NEVER write in blue inkm how shallow is that!!!!

[helliebobs]

oooh I agree taliesin, blue ink looks so cheap and nasty - luckily we have to write in black at work so I never have to bother with it :)

[cazzz1975]

1) yes I have to agree jugglering, mushrooms are not to be trusted, they soak up the most oil of all
2) language: chinese, lot of drawing and effort just to write one letter
3) biro, it always runs out mid rant
4) the shatterproof rulers I used to have at school, they broke easily and I could chew them causing damage
5) emulsion, it has a nasty habit of covering you in little specs of paint
6) the most untrustworthy thing of late is royal mail who get worse by the day.

[bobtheturkey]

firemen at number 6 what other people would let you burn to death becasue they only get paid 6k a year more than a nurse

[pussnboots]

1. Onions sometimes they make you cry, sometimes they don't.
2. Most untrustworthy language must be Welsh, can't even have a guess at it.
3. Calculator, if you don't have a grasp of simple mental arithmatic some people believe what the calculator says even if they have pressed the wrong buttons.
4. Rulers ?? I dont't believe one word that Gordon Brown says. He has been Chancellor for a zillion years, now he is the PM he is going to put right all the **** Ups he made last time.
5. Those One Cover paint don't work, you always have to do 2 coats.
6. Most untrustworthy gadget is my toaster, medium sliced Warburtons bread comes out half done, but my crumpets come out burnt to death.