They're so stupid and annoying!! Where are all the 'decent' men or is that just an urban myth and they don't really exist? Me thinks it's just a myth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No I;d say some like the ones that keep them on their toes, these to me are usual the more intelligent ones. But then as I got older I much prefer security
If you want a man that doesn't say know is endowed always up for it in the wooden department get yourself a Mannequin . your friends will be well jealous and want a go on him or buy one from ebay?
SKA - I've had this problem for years. Still single. You could try getting a cat AND a rabbit (real cat/battery powered rabbit). Although the cat falls down on the self-centred and boring thing (unless you get an unneutered tom and that's almost exactly the same as living with a bloke but smells marginally less).