The Rednecks wedding night

Mortartube | 18:02 Sat 19th Jul 2008 | Jokes

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It was a Rednecks wedding night and he was in bed with his new bride. Just as he was about to make love to her she said, "Billy-Joe, be gentle with me, 'cause I ain't never been with a man before".

With this he got up, got dressed, stormed over to his fathers house and pounded on the front door. His father answered the door and said "Billy-Joe, what in tarnation are you doing here on your wedding night"?

He said "Pa! I was just about to make love to my bride when she told me she ain't never been with a man before".

His father said, "You done the right thing comin' home son. If she ain't good enough fer her own family, then she ain't good enough for mine".

What has got 1 leg & bleeds ?

What's the difference..

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