How far?

[bailish]

How far is far enough for the first date?

[andy-hughes]

As far as you feel comfortable, same as any date.

[earsugar]

Id draw the line at donkey punch or angry pirate.

[JonnyBoy12]

What is the practise of angry pirate, earsugar?

[Panic Button]

Gretna Green is too far

[mandimoo]

who is driving?

[earsugar]

an angry pirate involves the release of fluid into a ladies eye then a quick stamp on her foot so she hobbles around on one leg with her hand over her eye going Arrrgggghhh.

Angry pirate.

[Bbbananas]

you should change your username to Jim Lad.

[andy-hughes]

Raggy, I'm beginning to get a persecution complex!

Is there something you want to say to me?

Post away with a new Question, and let's have a heated debate, you fesity boy you!

[Bbbananas]

i get the impression raggy is implying that you're gay andy. it makes no difference to me whether you are or not - thrash this out on another post; should be amusing?!

[kjc]

will you be selling tickets to this bout?

[andy-hughes]

He seems to be sallybannans.

I have carried out the cyberspace equivalent of 'offering him out' as I believe butch types say - we shall see if he rises to the challenge (oo-er!)

BTW, I am not gay (but I have slept with a man who is!)

[ceejn]

Next silly question .please

[Myriad2112]

What's a donkey punch?

[andy-hughes]

A donkey punch' is a sharp blow delivered to the back of the neck of the recipient of 'doggy style' / anal sex at the moment of the man's orgasm. The theory is that the shock to the recipient causes a spontanious tightning of the vaginal / sphincter muscles, which heightens the pleasure for the man.

You have to wonder how litle care and respect you would have to have for a partner to try that don't you?

[JonnyBoy12]

Can you donkey punch a donkey then whilst pleasuring our equine friends?

[sara3]

donkey punching and angry pirates.

suddenly all my disastrous dates seem rather pleasant!

btw, the correct answer to the above is, as far as you BOTH feel comfortable.

Andy, nice one :o)

[peanut273]

Petrol wise???
I'd say no more than 100 miles (unless ur getting petrol money)

lovey wise??
I'd say marriage is too far, being engaged is too far, trying for a baby is too far, moving in is too far, hankey pankey is too far, kissing-at a push! Respect her? WAIT