would you be annoyed

[condom]

if you told your wife that you earned 60k per year and they saw your bank statement and saw 3.4k go in every month and then accuse you of exaggerating to make yourself look better??

[bantingm]

Ah thanks Squad...i dont feel quite as spelling consciense now!

Anyway back to this job-nockeys issues....

[condom]

your spoonerisms hold no wrth to me Bantingm. you naughty girl

[bantingm]

dont even approach a conversation with me with a flirtatious tone you dirty wrongen

[ChuckFickens]

whats a spoonerism? ;)

[sqad617]

Chuck
t is named after the Reverend William Archibald Spooner (1844�1930), Warden of New College, Oxford, who was notoriously prone to this tendency.[1] While spoonerisms are commonly heard as slips of the tongue resulting from unintentionally getting one's words in a tangle, they can also be used intentionally as a play on words.

e.g one of my favourites.

Woman goes into an upmarket restaurant, wants to complain about the food and saye:

"I must speak to the matador.

LOL LOL...get it?

[ChuckFickens]

errr, sqad...

My tongue was very firmly in cheek when I asked what's a spoonerism? (errr, look at my user name)

[sqad617]

Oooooooooooooops .............sorry.

sqad slinks off red faced...................

[condom]

banting i wasnt flirting with you. i dont flirt with anyone. I usually just wave a wad of cash at them.

does this clarify this for you?

[andy-hughes]

Do you find this ludicrous to be hard work condom?

It's making me tired just reading it!

[condom]

ha ha chuck I have never noticed that

classic. I wonder how many ABers did notice that :)

[condom]

amdy dont read it then old chap I didnt force you. please keep this a nice thread free of insults.

thanks very muchly

[condom]

hey chuck I just tried making a user name same as yours except using ducks as opposed to chickens but it didnt work :(

[cazzz1975]

awww you said you were going to be faithful once you got married..you have let that poor girl down again :(

[Rosetta]

Are you still in Hong Kong Gravy.?

[monkeyeyes]

Wouldn't be the first time you sold a woman ahem.... short, would it, gravy ?

[WhiteBear]

lol this just makes me laugh, Why are you all getting wound up with this? Just ignore it, i dont understand how some of u... still answer to his post and you know its him. So obvious.

[condom]

oh monkey so funny you are. you mayhave an interest in the size of my private parts but you have no knowledge of them so you really are funny NOT

[monkeyeyes]

No, no interest............
I just happen to have been informed by a knowledgable source that you have a tiny todger.............nothing to be ashamed of.........

[condom]

ha ha ha sure monkeyeyes and I am a brain surgeon

[monkeyeyes]

No you're not..........a brain donor, quite possibly.......