#nottosayonfirstdate A Game for the Day

[AB Editor]

Maybe not quite as clever as the movie games but still good fun.

#nottosayonfirstdate

Just list a few things not to say on your first date, for example:

"what happened with your ex?"
"so yesterday when they were casting the demons out of me..."
"Do you mind if I call you Lisa? That was my ex's name, it will make things easier.."

I am sure you'll have better ones!

All the best,

Spare Ed

[mccfluff]

ed you know this is going to go downhill fast........

Hi let me introduce you to my mother, she be coming with us

[AB Editor]

Excellent, I didn't imagine for a second this will stay clean for more than ten minutes!

[mccfluff]

"actual first date"

Would you like to come and see my collection of frozen fish?

[4getmenot]

what would you call your children and how many would you like?

[AB Editor]

Excellent Doc!

[4getmenot]

Do you mind if we call it a night I have to get up early for the herpes clinic in the morning.

I met my ex one night at the seaside and my big bro came to pick me up and as he came over he actually said , come on you have to be up early for the herpes clinic in the morning'

Couldnt have been that bad as the boy rang me and asked me out the next day

[ChuckFickens]

Is it too late to mention I was born a man!

[B00]

Hi, do you mind if my 6 children call you daddy?

[ChuckFickens]

Do you mind if my probation officer comes with us

[ChuckFickens]

Would you like to see the graves of my last partners

[snags]

You don't sweat much for a fat bird do you...

[mccfluff]

do you believe in love at first sight - that another 'actual' as well got me running for the hills he did!

[mccfluff]

pmsl @snags

[snags]

How's your gag reflex?

[yogi-bear]

"Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!"


(worked for me!)