#nottosayonfirstdate A Game for the Day

[AB Editor]

Maybe not quite as clever as the movie games but still good fun.

#nottosayonfirstdate

Just list a few things not to say on your first date, for example:

"what happened with your ex?"
"so yesterday when they were casting the demons out of me..."
"Do you mind if I call you Lisa? That was my ex's name, it will make things easier.."

I am sure you'll have better ones!

All the best,

Spare Ed

[yogi-bear]

"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."

[mccfluff]

so how many lovers have you had?

[ChuckFickens]

What do you mean you're not a transsexual, look at the size of your hands!

[AB Editor]

Excellent work everyone, keep 'em up!

Spare Ed

[snags]

Have you ever considered corrective surgery?

[yogi-bear]

"Nah, course not, i would'nt say you're large.............maybe largish, eh?"

[snags]

Touch it... go on... it won't bite...

[yogi-bear]

"Boy, you could do with brushing your teeth, babe...........pheuwwww!"

[snags]

Not meaning to be presumptious but you like chocolate don't you...

[mccfluff]

i've got pmt

[snags]

Drink up love... I've arranged for us to meet up with some 'friends' in the car park at dusk...

[yogi-bear]

lol............That has always worked for me, no-know...........i could teach you, if you'd like.......you'll have 'em all round you, at you're beck and call...........lol

[yogi-bear]

"Cor Blimey, love.........do you breathe fire, for golly goshes sake!"

[yogi-bear]

"Do you think i can bring my imaginary 7 Foot rabbit with us on the date?"....................."HARVEY"!!!.....he
re
boy"

[ChuckFickens]

Which of these handkerchiefs smell of chloroform to you?

[Sachs]

I have tourettes