I Need Help !

[NoMercy]

Any volunteers willing to assist me? It's a big job.

I'm basically going to Nair-off my nan's mozzie and beard, but I'll need a couple of guys to hold her down whilst I do it. Sedation prior to depilation may be a required. It needs doing urgently, for the sake of the local children who've been frightened out of their wits.

Drinks will be on me afterwards (trust me, you'll need them).

[ttfn]

Shan't have to bother with afternoon tea now NoM !

[NoMercy]

Don't mention it, ttfn.

[ummmm]

Do you want to borrow Ginger.....? Although it might make him break out in a sweat...!

[NoMercy]

She'd crush him with just one of her legs. She's a big bird.

[ummmm]

He's very strong....scarily strong in fact.

[NoMercy]

Don't say that, she'll get excited and you may never see him again.

[ttfn]

Just a thought NoM - but do you think Salla or jj might have any .err.......how shall I put it....... specialised equipment?

[ummmm]

As long as he keeps paying the bills....that'll be fine :-)

[NoMercy]

Exactly what did you have in mind, ttfn? Speak up, now... I can't hear you...

[ttfn]

I am whispering because I don't want to upset ^ those 2. Thingies that go round the wrist and ankles - from catalogues - you know.

[mccfluff]

you cvan have fatboy - no need to send him back after

[Bobbisox]

time for The A Team...
Ginger
Vibra
Bobjugs
Sqad...just to oversee...like..lol
Steg
Job done!

[ummmm]

There you go....you've got sweaty boy and fat boy...

[NoMercy]

Aha... I catch you drift. Well I couldn't say for sure.... but JJ and Salla are very open-minded ladies.

[NoMercy]

Not my darling Bobjugs. If he sees my Nan, he may run for the hills...

[snags]

''If he sees my Nan, he may run for the hills''

Will give him a good idea of what to expect in the future eh... beardy ;-p

[ttfn]

Phew - thanks NoM - you put it so much better than I
(at my age I don't think I am supposed to know about them)

[ummmm]

You asked for that one NoM :-)

[NoMercy]

Fortunately, Snags... I take after the other side of the family.

Bobbi... Nan's bad but she's not wicked. Even she doesn't deserve Steg.

[Bobbisox]

I meant snags..lol