how can i ask an older lady for sex

[hermansmad]

im 19 shes 29, she comes to my house to cut my hair and we flirt a little but nothing serious idk how to get the ball rolling i really like her and we have some of the same issues

[sara3]

Nose Hair, are you suggesting he spikes her drink?!!

[mike11111]

I once went out with a hairdresser but the sparkle seemed to suddenly die when he invited me round to his flat.

[Sqad]

mike----you are one "cheeky boy" ;-)

[mike11111]

Very rarely do I post so early but am suffering from a mild dose of insomnia. Good to see that humour prevails at this time, unlike late evening when the Valkyries ride the skies.

[EcclesCake]

The very fact that you are asking such a question suggests to me that you are not ready for such a relationship.

[Sqad]

ecclescake..oooooooooooooooo!!!

[mike11111]

Indeed Sqad. The Valkyries are up early this morning.

[EcclesCake]

Sqad/Mike apologies for not being more supportive of the male 'get in there my son' mentality. I am thinking of the poor woman who's got some lustful teenager mistaking a shag for a relationship!

[Sqad]

ecclescake....a RELATIONSHIP? lol lol lol lol lol

[mike11111]

Too early for psychology, Eccles. "Oooh, he's fallen in the water!!" (needs to be said with a Bluebottle voice to fully appreciate)

[Kromovaracun]

You're all complicating this far too much.

The way about this is incredibly simple - "what does this rag smell of to you?"

[Sqad]

Kromo...LOL

[mike11111]

Don't get Kromo's post, but then again being soffistikated and edewcated prhaps I ortent.

[spitthedog]

when she next comes to cut your hair only have on a thong

she'll get the general idea so either she'll run for it or go for it

huccct putttt

[sara3]

she'll be running....... !

[B00]

Or the 3rd option ^

Point and laugh hysterically.

[spitthedog]

lol

i'm sure herman can rise to the occasion ladies

or maybe not? lol

huccct puttt

[Sqad]

spitthe dog....I had a mate, many years ago who had quite a unique technique.Sitting in the back of a car with a new date and getting nowhere, he would unzip himself and take out his penis. Now the reaction would either be one of acceptance or one of shock horror and disgust and if it was the latter, he would burst into tears saying "I am terribly sorry, I don´t know what came over me"
He told me that it got a positive result in the majority of cases.