how can i ask an older lady for sex

[hermansmad]

im 19 shes 29, she comes to my house to cut my hair and we flirt a little but nothing serious idk how to get the ball rolling i really like her and we have some of the same issues

[spitthedog]

lol

sure is a novel way to break the ice sqad but not sure if all woman would agree to it.

most may just whack it and scurry off lol

i would just use my charm and gurgle a bit then let 'em have it - huccct puttt!

you gotta treat a woman like a lady

[hammerman]

Just ask her directly as suggested...."fancy a shag luv ?" and if she says no, say "would you mind laying there whilst i have one ? "

Works every time, trust me.

[lotsafun]

probably best to at least ask her out for a drink first or something. If that fails do a rooney and go pay for it!!!!!!!!!!

[Sqad]

hammerman.....LOL

[TTG]

Try asking her out for a daytime coffee somewhere. Make sure she does not have a boyfriend and look for a ring!

[moonraker558]

Just dap yer hand on it and say "how was that for you"

[spitthedog]

^ the voice of reason TTG

if that dont work, herms, just ask if a shag is out of the question

[RATTER15]

How about: "lie down I think I love you"

[moonraker558]

Ask her to trim you below when she has finished cutting your hair. Then talk about the first thing that comes up. simples.

[jomifl]

what's age got to do with it? The fact that you mention that she is older means that she is too old for you. Unless you just want sex and not a long term relationship, which is of course what you want. You must make that clear to her. She might say yes or you might have to find a new hairdresser.

[Bobbisox]

just say
I want sex with you...simples
if she says No, well what have you lost????

[marval]

Ask for a short back and slide

[spitthedog]

tick tock harry the headcase.....

Reported by the way for stupidity and demeaningless to the lovely ladies.

Say goodnight gracie


and a big huccct putttt, mate

[cherry_c_s]

hermansmad , you sound quite immature for a 19 year old tbh , if you want a relationship with her it's not all about sex , if you do think you are mature enough to be her boyfriend then ask her out on a few dates , don't be too eager to jump into bed with her as if you do that will be what your relationship will be based on...therefore after a few weeks you will tire of each other and you will probably lose the friendship you have now .

[Llwynog]

Gently touch her hand as she cuts your hair, xx

[berniecuddles]

sit there naked with a smile!!

[Answerprancer]

LOL this is so obviously a disposable troll post ! Oi Herman - stop being mad !

[tamborine]

you just wanna free haircut - lol