Two sweet little old ladies were standing outside their nursing home having a smoke when it started to rain. One lady pulled out a condom with the end cut off, pulled it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The other lady asked, “What’s that? “A condom.” “Condom? I never heard of it. Where’d you get it?” “Oh, you can get them at any chemist” The next day the second lady walked into the chemist and said to the pharmacist, “Give me a pack of condoms.” He looked a little shocked, but politely asked, “What brand?” “Oh, it doesn’t matter,” she replied, “just as long as it fits a Camel” … The pharmacist fainted.