Wow, i'm in charge

[crossroads]

The boss has put me in charge of the workplace on monday while he goes to do some 'bussiness'. That means i get payed for sitting in the bosses chair in the bosses office with the bosses executive toys and do nothing but nothing.
Things to do in an office, i need some ideas.

[stokemaveric]

go on answerbank lol

[crossroads]

I think i will do that stokemaveric.

[stokemaveric]

lol why not enjoy yourself............and get paid for it cant be bad.

[johnlambert]

Manage the Dept in the way your boss would want.
Dont fcuk around, he/she will want to see that you have done what he/she would have done (this reflects on how he/she trained you). Your boss will no doubt have set you targets, try to meet them however, try not to excceed them by too much
Good Luck!!!!

[nuoyg]

I agree with JohnL. I'd try and do a really good job and not take the mick, you never know where it may lead, and when it may be remembered.

[stokemaveric]

hey john how are you buddy?.i used to be stokeace lol .

[johnlambert]

yep I know stokester, how ya doin matey?

[crossroads]

The only targets on the bored at the moment are:
Make sure staff complete website for...
All staff must remain followiung the rules, please enforce this.
Do not use the vending machine by the lift its broken.

If these are completed you will recieve a bonus of �500.
well, it all sounds pretty easy.

[rocklolo]

Yes a the boss has somebody to watch you too.
Mess it and you will kick your own backside for years probably missing out on a promo. And ending with the sack.
Trust me , he will be or somebody will be watching you..
So do not be silly and good luck for monday.
I have been a boss for too many years .

[B00]

you could always study a dictionary...........

;-)

[johnlambert]

make sure you complete that website, the rest is a piece of p1ss!! you can police that via any team leader/s you have under you
good luck, Oh btw make sure you go to any meeting he/she would go to and speak to your boss's boss as to what he/she wants done that day

[crossroads]

B00, the only dictionary the boss has in his draw is a dictionary of swear words.

john, the lads working for the company could hack into HSBC if the wanted to so i'll leave the website to them. Policing them is easy, all i have to do is give them 2 15 min breaks and then they work like anything non stop.
The boss doesn't have any meeting to go to, but if he has no work to do he normaly goes accross the road to the petrol garage were his friend is. I will go over there as one of my friends works for them.
I might get a promo for this.

[johnlambert]

if they can hack into HSBC can I give you some info? they can up my acc by about 2 million, trust me, these guys would never know!!!

[johnlambert]

these guys

[johnlambert]

http://www.greatbuildings.com/buildings/Hongko ng_and_Shanghai_Ban.html

[johnlambert]

WOW!!! These guys are good

[crossroads]

I believe, they've only ever done it once and even then the only file they found was somthing to do with usernames and passwords and other security details.
No transaction stuff.

[johnlambert]

bummer
Oh well I'll have to live on the measly 3.25million i won on the lottery last year

;-(

[crossroads]

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