Money

[*Ash*]

Where can I get it?

[Oneeyedvic]

from a bank? from your pocket? from your purse / wallet? from behind the cushions on your sofa

[emailer]

get a job

[spainlads]

It's well know fact that supermarkets throw away there stale bread at the end of the day and homeless people hang out at the back to get the bread. It's a little known fact that banks do the same with the dirty and ripped money. Just hang around the back of the bank at the end of the day. You'll make thousands :)

[rekstout]

Sell all your material goods at a car boot sale.

[secretspirit]

Three words: metal detector & beach

[bellypie]

off trees if you smoke to much happy baccy, but then you need dosh to buy the baccy, so your stuffed!

[jimmyb01]

Sawn off and Post Office sring to mind.

[j20]

Well, why don't you just wander down to the post office like everyone else and claim thousands of pounds in benefits for absolutely no reason - when the government have finished subsidising your income, you can buy a huge house and live happily ever after...