CAKE WON! What Is The Oddest Thing You Would Do For A Cake?

[AB Editor]

To celebrate our fast approaching 1000th Facebook "Like" we've decided to run a little competition with our friends at CAKE.

The Prize!

We're offering you the chance to win either a 2-tier celebration cake or 32 cupcakes, all lovingly baked and beautifully decorated by Jen at CAKE!

You can see the kinds of cakes the winner can choose from here: CAKE and the cupcake choices here: CUPCAKES

How to win:

1. Join The AnswerBank here
(if you're already a member, you don't need to sign up again!)

2. Answer our question in an interesting way:

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

Be inventive with your answers, and feel free to be flexible with the truth!

Don't worry; we are NOT going to make you act out your answer if you win!

3. Entries close at 11.59 pm Monday 17th March 2014. We'll pick a winner at random, and get in contact by email - so make sure your AnswerBank email is correct!

(You can check and edit your AB email here (remember to press "save" at the bottom once you've changed your email address)

You can find the rules here: CAKE RULES and the terms here: CAKE TERMS

So, answer this question below to win a lovely cake or two (...or 32!):

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

[Mumble]

I would ride a tapir up the Mall in London wearing bubble wrap with a feather in my hair, declaiming an Ode To cake loudly as I progressed on my regal way. xx

[patsyann]

I would make sandwiches and scones to go with the cupcakes and make lots of tea and turn it into a lovely afternoon tea party for special friends and family.

[AB Editor]

How does the ode to cake go Mumble?

We're also only 2 away from 1000 likes https://www.facebook.com/AnswerBank

[Sue-the-cat]

Would keep one and auction the rest. The proceeds split between my local cat charity (CLAWS) and the Dorney Animal Sanctuary as they are struggling because of the floods and economic climate

[Bulbarra]

I would air-freight it to my son in Singapore who would lavish it with loving care before gorging on it.

[berniecuddles]

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay 1004 congrats........!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CokeTulip]

I would rob a bakery at night (in a burka) and if didn't succeed (because they are likely to be baking at night ---shucks didn't think of that) ... I would raid the bins at the back of the bakery....for cake..

...that way I will never be seen! Ha Ha

PS - I can't be seen anywhere near Mr Kipling though

[starone]

I just imagined me jumping out of a cake at my age and decided against it, you will be glad to hear!

[starone]

Ode to a cupcake.

Oh lovely, delicious, delightful stuff
Clothed with icing and sweeties,
Or cream and bits of fudge.

O.K. You're not healthy,
But who gives a damn,
I love you forever
(Sorry cupcake, I couldn't resist eating you). Yum, yum.

[weecalf]

Set it on three different plates so it would not be upset and in tiers

[Psybbo]

Give the ED back his rod

[society]

"What Is The Oddest Thing You Would Do For A cake?"

Ed, I' challenge you to mail me a cake. I'd like to know if you'd pay the pstage.

[DTCwordfan]

I would graciously give gness my cake; she needs something to unclog her lug-holes.

[mazie]

cake does not unclog lug-holes..It does make you feel better though :o)

[DTCwordfan]

D'accord, mazie; exactement mon raisonnement

[mazie]

Mine too, but we shouldn't give gness false hope re her lug holes :o)

[Doozle]

I would sing, in public, the Klingon version of "The Owl and the Pussycat".

[AB Editor]

More cake pictures here:

[Baldric]

cake!, we can win cake, I luv cake, sadly I'm not allowed to eat cake :-(