CAKE WON! What Is The Oddest Thing You Would Do For A Cake?

[AB Editor]

To celebrate our fast approaching 1000th Facebook "Like" we've decided to run a little competition with our friends at CAKE.

The Prize!

We're offering you the chance to win either a 2-tier celebration cake or 32 cupcakes, all lovingly baked and beautifully decorated by Jen at CAKE!

You can see the kinds of cakes the winner can choose from here: CAKE and the cupcake choices here: CUPCAKES

How to win:

1. Join The AnswerBank here
(if you're already a member, you don't need to sign up again!)

2. Answer our question in an interesting way:

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

Be inventive with your answers, and feel free to be flexible with the truth!

Don't worry; we are NOT going to make you act out your answer if you win!

3. Entries close at 11.59 pm Monday 17th March 2014. We'll pick a winner at random, and get in contact by email - so make sure your AnswerBank email is correct!

(You can check and edit your AB email here (remember to press "save" at the bottom once you've changed your email address)

You can find the rules here: CAKE RULES and the terms here: CAKE TERMS

So, answer this question below to win a lovely cake or two (...or 32!):

What is the oddest thing you would do for a cake?

[Baldric]

ED!, that's ^^^^ akin to pornography!!!!!

[AB Editor]

Good :)

[GFIN]

I am prepared to withdraw €100 from My Bank Account and deliberately drop the money in the nearest Litter Bin.!!!

[Sparkles62]

Run the London Marathon dressed as a cake.

[GFIN]

I would withdraw €50 from one of my accounts. shred the money , and,then add it to a cake mixture , and , then bake it.
Tell my friends it is my original recipe. It should be delicious. !!!

[Zacs-Master]

I would do anything for cake. But I won't do that.

[Zacs-Master]

......oh go on then, I WILL do that.

[GFIN]

I would invite all the people I didn't like into my house. Stuff them with all my out of date sweet things I wanted to dispose of . When they were asleep due to overeating I would call police. I would accuse the persons concerned of breaking and entry.!!!!

[GFIN]

I would use a Carrot as a microphone and sing into it Karaoke style the song
" the Sweetest Thing ".
Get It?

[GFIN]

I would use all the vegetables I had at my disposal and cut them into Word Shapes.
They would form the following words

" I WON A cake ".

[BlueToffee]

Think I'd be tempted to cover it in smarties and then use it as the AB logo!

[Kefalonia]

The oddest thing I’d do for a cake
(Assuming that anyone trusts me to bake)
Would have to be one that resembles a shed –
I know what you’re thinking, “she’s gone off her head!”
But for hubby, all iced up with windows and door
And chocolate sticks making up a wood floor,
With curtains of sugar – and maybe a cat?
I reckon he wouldn’t want much more than that!

[billybob20]

.. try to bake one and if you knew about my lack of cooking skills you would understand why this was odd

[arranmum]

Run butt naked around the bank!

[Sparkles62]

To win a cake, I think that I,
Would eat a jellied eel pie.
I'd swim with a shark, only one,
Naked, nude with nothing on.
I'd bungee jump from really high,
And land face first in custard pie.
I'd go and see a crocodile,
And tell him jokes to make him smile.
I'd tickle tigers with a feather,
In rain or snow or any weather.
I'd shave my dog and shave my cat,
Then knit them both a woolly hat
I'd walk bare foot on red hot ember,
Every month, except December.
I'd even wear a Liverpool shirt,
Though that would really really hurt.
Don't read this and think I'm mad,
And say " For Heavens sake"
Just read this and realise,
This girl just sure loves cake.

[grasscarp]

Well done Sparkles 62
you're a poet through and through
I hope sincerely that you win
As for me .... I'll stay thin.

[Sparkles62]

Thanks grasscarp, That was a 3 o'clock in the morning, I'm in pain and can't get to sleep effort.
If I win, I will send you a cupcake so you won't be too thin. X

[grasscarp]

Well you have a real gift there, middle of the night or no. I look forward to a cupcake. Am not really thin, just needed that to rhyme!

[AB Editor]

Last day for entries!

[Marijn]

I'd eat my cake, and have it!