Seagulls To Blame For South Africa Defeat

[joggerjayne]

No, seriously.

I actually bought a copy of the Daily Star today to see what this was about.

The South Africans are blaming their defeat to Japan on seagulls disrupting their training.

Is there ANYTHING for which seagulls are not the easy scapegoats?

Either ... Japan were good.

Or ... South Africa were rubbish.

But, nooooo ... let's blame the seagulls!!

The seagulls would only have paid much attention to the South Africans if they were sitting on their training pitch eating fish and chips, and doughnuts.

[Svejk]

Or if they were stood around like statues.

[Svejk]

You could understand the japs complaining. The seagulls could fly off with their little fellas.

[Svejk]

Have Wales played yet, anyone know?

[joggerjayne]

I wonder where Japan are training?

Obviously somewhere a long way from the coast and the seagulls, even though they are staying at the Metropole here on the sea front.

[Baldric]

Seagulls, what ******* Seagulls, there are no seagulls, just Gulls!

;o)

[joggerjayne]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vCYGepgm3Ug/TUAkESPdSMI/AAAAAAAAACs/eTtVAtetRQM/s1600/brighton-badge.jpg

[Baldric]

So it was the Brighton FC Mob disrupting them,
shame on you BFC!

[joggerjayne]

Not me. I was out of the country.

[Lie-in King]

Svejk - Wales beat Uruguay yesterday, 54-9

[DTCwordfan]

It was probably the sight of all those nubile lesbians that inhabit your town, Jayne......

[Svejk]

Ta, LIK. Have we had any other upsets, apart from the japs.
eg; did Scotland win?

[Lie-in King]

No other real upsets -

https://www.rugbyworldcup.com/fixtures

Scotland play Japan on Wednesday

[DTCwordfan]

and that could be interesting, very interesting - the Argies seriously rattled the All Black cage, svejk and were leading at half-time.....

[DTCwordfan]

and Georgia beat Tonga.

[jomifl]

DTC, Nubile lesbians? well I guess they are now but not in Russia.

[Svejk]

I posted 'that was a good result for Georgia' but it didn't appear. ;-(

[mikey4444]

My answer to this is a word similar to rowlocks !

[stuey]

Oarlocks?

[mikey4444]

Very close Stuey !

[ichkeria]

South Africa weren't, actually, rubbish. That would be a bit of an insult to Japan. It was actually a great game with both sides going at it hammer and tongs. What was devastating to the Boks was nonetheless a great result for the tournament and for rugby, which really needs emerging nations to actually emerge, at last.
I think there was one humorous remark on Twitter which attributed the seagull mess to their defeat ...