Teachers Gift.

[sapelesam]

It's the last day of term and the teacher is receiving gifts from the children. Little Dwayne gives the teacher a gift wrapped box that is damp on the bottom. She touches it and tastes it, "Is it perfume" "No Miss". "Is it wine" "No Miss" I give in says the teacher, little Dwayne says, "It's a kitten Miss.

[bookbinder]

What a grand little chap that Dwayne is!