My Fetish

[marval]

I have a foot fetish. Anything measuring exactly 12 inches really turns me on.

I have not been having much luck with the men lately. This week I have already had two pick me out of the lineup.

My friend says he can make fish jump into his boat without lifting a finger. I am sure there is a catch.

My partner was not impressed when I skipped breakfast this morning. It was a string of sausages.

I fix cattle grids for a living. It is a grate job.

I woke up yesterday and I can’t explain it, but I felt like I was a meadow all day, it was horrible. Today is much better, I am having a field day.

I went to Kenya last year on a Land Rover safari. It was a complete waste of time, I didn’t see a single Land Rover.

I support local builders. I guess many would say that becoming a human ladder was an unusual career choice.

I had an argument with my partner in a sauna the other day. It was very heated.

I have just had an email from a Chinaman asking if I want to buy a boat. It went straight into my junk folder.

[Chipchopper]

I particularly like the sausage one.

Can you send me a link :-)

[marval]

Would it be rude to tell you to get stuffed

[Voltage]

Great ones as usual :-)

[Patsy33]

Good uns!

[Shaglene]

Have been away in the caravan for a couple of weeks. I'm too tight to pay for WiFi so have missed the jokes and your quickies....love them

[carlyle92]

Don't fetish it, if it's not measuring 12 inches. Out of the lineup, the luckiest guys were the ones I didn't pick. Felt sorry for the fish when my friend jumped off the boat. I skipped breakfast to impress the sausages. I went to Kenya last year to see the safari, thank God safari didn't see me. I support local builders, as long as they build their body. The argument became so heated that the Sauna cooled off. Chinaman emails are like fast food, they end up being junk. By the way, just wanna let you know those sexy female feet can now be found everywhere, in Kenya, in saunas, in emails, but most regularly online at https://feetwonder.com/.