I'm considering earning some extra cash by starting up a series of seminars for men.
Men ABers - which of these would you be interested in ? Women ABers - which of these would you sign him up for ?
1. Combating Stupidity 2. You, too, can do housework 3. PMS -- Learn when to keep your mouth shut. 4. How to fill an ice tray 5. We do not want sleazy underthings for Christmas -- Give us money 6. Understanding the female response to your coming in drunk at 4:00am 7. Wonderful laundry techniques (formerly titled "Don't wash my silks") 8. Parenting -- No, it doesn't end with conception 9. Get a life -- learn to cook 10. How not to act like an berk when you're obviously wrong. 11. Spelling -- Even you can get it right 12. Understanding your financial incompetence 13. You -- The Weaker Sex 14. Reasons to give flowers 15. How to stay awake after sex 16. Why it is unacceptable to relieve yourself anywhere but the bathroom 17. Garbage -- Getting it to the kerb 18. You can fall asleep without "It" if you really try 19. The morning dilemma if "It's" awake. Take a shower 20. I'll wear it if I damn well please 21. How to put the toilet lid down (formerly "No, it's not a bidet") 22. "The weekend" and "sports" are not synonyms 23. Give me a break! Why we know your excuses are BS 24. How to go shopping with your mate and not get lost 25. The remote control -- Overcoming your dependency 26. Romanticism - Ideas other than sex 27. Helpful postural hints for couch potatoes 28. Mother-in-laws -- They are people, too 29. Male bonding -- Leaving your friends at home 30. You too can be a designated driver 31. Seeing the true you (formerly "No, you don't look like Mel Gibson, especially when naked!") 32. Changing your underwear -- It
Signing up OH for number 25. I hate to sound smug but he is ok on all the other offered seminars. It's amazing what 34 years of marital training will do.
My BF's in the good books at the moment. I fell asleep on the sofa yesterday and when I woke up he'd took ALL the bottles to the bottle bank and tidied up.