Is it ok if I feed my baby poisonous spiders for supper?

[bobjugs12]

I just wanted to join the latest in a line of people who seem to view kids as a fashion accessory, or a way of cementing relationships with (slightly dodgy) boyfriends, or as a money spinner so here's my question.

If my mate 'steve' got pregnant and had a baby do you think it'd be alright to live with his wife whilst we raised the nipper. Steves only 12 BTW. Once the kids born can I continue to live like nothings ever happened, and still go out to the park drinking cider with my homeys and da crew?

Also, is it alright to by the kid a pet staffy when he's 6mths old, so he can have a dog for a nanny like dey have in Peter Pan.

Also, do kids like the taste of poisonous spiders? I ask this 'cos Fat Alf from the market has got a load for sale and I was finking I could give it to the kids with some Micro Chips and Spaghetti Hoops

[zzxxee]

bye cherry have a nice day i must dash soon myself x

[cherrychapstick]

......... returns 2 mins later, just had my 7th child ....hope i wasn't to quick for you was hard going and i am still a vigin ,i am going to college now and working full time as a doctor

[yogi-bear]

Cherry, you are as fruity as a fruitloop xx

See ya, zzxxee xx

[cherrychapstick]

byee zzxxee ,you have a good day too ,catch ya later down the social xx

[cherrychapstick]

thank you yogi best compliment i have had today ,that's because i not been out with my mates though ,they are always telling me how gorgeous i am ,only kissed 7 of them so far xxx

[bobjugs12]

I've just had the bloody social services round. They say that putting the kids on a dog leash whilst I'm at the pub isn't good enuff. So they're gonna give a parenting course and extra money. Like I needs a parenting course. I'm parent of the year. The money will be nice. I can smoke posh fags like B and H now instead of Lamberts. I might treat myself to another tattoo with the next child benefit.

[yogi-bear]

You're a good 'un alright, cherry............and yes, you are gorgeous too.......i've seen you. xxx

[cherrychapstick]

really bob ,they never said nuffin to me about putting the dog leash on ,fluffing 1 rule for you and another for mee ,where's my extra money how do they expect me to live off my £80 a week child benefit in 9 years it going to get put down to 70 per week ,

[cherrychapstick]

you been stalking me again yogi??? eh eh eh like eh xx

[pericat]

My ma pu me on a lease - never did me any harm
- does anyone know what the best mixer with turps is - I'm gaggin .

[Quentin_Crisp]

Now- what pot noodle shall i have?

[cherrychapstick]

anything really the weans usually have that as a treat ,can't really afford it anymore since the price of fags went up

[yogi-bear]

Yep, cherry....did'nt you see me in the grey mac?....rather long nose and hairy with it....:0) xxx

[cherrychapstick]

that was for peri ,quentin can i have one too please when you decide which one will pay you back next week ,will have it for my dinner and share it between 8 of us not sure if the hour old one can have some so i will have there share

[cherrychapstick]

wow that was u ,Mmmmmm better lukin than my mates ,can i kiss you now xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx mmmmwwwwwaaaaahhhhh ,oooops i promised my boyfriend he would be the next childs father what have i done ...hes not gonna like this one bit 6 years we been together 7 weans later and i still not kissed him

[Quentin_Crisp]

I'll send you a few, cherrychapstick, so you dont go short :) -

http://neatorama.cach...ot-instant-noodle.jpg

[yogi-bear]

"Can you kiss me now"......................you betcha....i'm puckerin' up now, you little minx xxxxx

[yogi-bear]

*** just a thought......but do you think this a bit strong for "family life" or just normal? xxx

Yayyyyyyyyy....normal it is........kiss chase then.....i'm it xxxxxxx

[cherrychapstick]

i fink it normal ,my mum was always kissin on the rug when i was drinking my buckie ,all my mates are the same , i am better than them though they only get 20 a week child benefit ,i am taking one of my ex pals on to jeremy kyle next week cause she doesn't have any and she says her mum is better than mine ,she had her when she was 23 think that far too old she is going to be old and wrinkly by the time my ex-pal has a wean how will she look after it xxxxxxx fink ill kiss my boyfriend tonight and just preten it is his baby is that ok with you xx

[yogi-bear]

Hunky dory with me, cherry xx ( anyone ever tell ya, that you're completely stark raving Dizzee Rascal .........yep......BONKERS!! xxx )