Is it ok if I feed my baby poisonous spiders for supper?

bobjugs12 | 09:56 Mon 01st Mar 2010 | Family Life

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I just wanted to join the latest in a line of people who seem to view kids as a fashion accessory, or a way of cementing relationships with (slightly dodgy) boyfriends, or as a money spinner so here's my question.

If my mate 'steve' got pregnant and had a baby do you think it'd be alright to live with his wife whilst we raised the nipper. Steves only 12 BTW. Once the kids born can I continue to live like nothings ever happened, and still go out to the park drinking cider with my homeys and da crew?

Also, is it alright to by the kid a pet staffy when he's 6mths old, so he can have a dog for a nanny like dey have in Peter Pan.

Also, do kids like the taste of poisonous spiders? I ask this 'cos Fat Alf from the market has got a load for sale and I was finking I could give it to the kids with some Micro Chips and Spaghetti Hoops

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cherrychapstick

yep all the time xx

cherrychapstick

thank you quentin having the beef one the now ,cheers

bobjugs12

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Cherry. I thought I was midly insane. You have, however, nailed me to the floor with your absolute crazy talk.

I doff my cap to you ma'am

cherrychapstick

i thought i was till i started writing ........now i really am scared lol

bobjugs12

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Never be scared of your own creative genius. Just be scared when your creative genius takes control of you, and whispers things in your ear.

Now if you'll excuse me, Evil Bob has asked me to eat everyone in my office's spleen. Mooowahahahahaha

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