Old Men

[denis567]

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was asked by his doctor to undergo a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:

'Well, doc, it's like this - - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. She even called up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked.

'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, not one of us could get the jar open.'

[marval]

HaHa

[boxtops]

The old man's ten years older than when this was posted five years ago :- http://www.theanswerb...s/Question409697.html

[denis567]

It wasn't the same man

[boxtops]

LOL

[Jemisa]

Sounds like my OH. :)

jem

[starone]

Five years is plenty of time for it to go round the world and then back here. There will be lots of people who haven't heard it before, including me. So, ha-ha-ha, denis.

[tenrec]

Good one.

[Annna]

Very funny, did not see the punch line coming....

[emmie]

very good

[Kiki-frog]

LOL, very funny