Kids In Church

[Dinapal]

KIDS IN CHURCH
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> 3-year-old Reese
> :
> 'Our Father, Who does art in heaven,
> Harold is His name.
> Amen.'
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> A little boy was overheard praying:
> 'Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't
> worry about it...
> I'm having a real good time like I am.'
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> After the christening of his baby brother in
> church,
> Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the
> car.
> His father asked
> him three times what was wrong.
> Finally, the boy replied,
> 'That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a
> Christian home,
> and I wanted to stay with you guys.'
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> One particular four-year-old prayed,
> 'And forgive us our trash baskets
> As we forgive those who put trash in our
> baskets..'
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> A Sunday school teacher asked her children as
> they
> were on the way to church service,
> 'And why is it necessary to be quiet in
> church?'
> One bright little girl replied,
> 'Because people are sleeping.'
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> A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and
> Ryan 3.
> The boys began to argue over who would get the first
> pancake.
> Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral
> lesson.
> 'If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
> 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can
> wait.'
> Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
> ' Ryan , you be Jesus !'
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> A father was at the beach with his children
> When the four-year-old son ran up to him,
> Grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
> Where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
> 'Daddy, what happened to him?' the son
> asked.
> 'He died and went to Heaven,' the Dad
> replied.
> The boy thought a moment and then said,
> 'Did God throw him back down?'
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> A wife invited some people to dinner.
> At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and
> said,
> 'Would you like to say the blessing?'
> 'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl
> replied.
> 'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife
> answered
> The daughter bowed her head and said,
> 'Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to
> dinner?'
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[elliemay1]

I like the 'pancake' one

[Patsy33]

Out of the mouths of babes....Haha...

[1581960]

Very good, reminds me of something I heard on a David Frost programme many years go. A family that lived next to a cemetery had one of their pets die, so the children decided to bury the pet as they had seen burials done in the adjacent cemetery, as they were committing the remains into the grave the boy taking the part of the vicar was heard to say "In the name of the father, the son, and in the hole he goes"