The Specimen Jar...........

[Shaglene]

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day..

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

'Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.'

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

[Samjenko]

Lol.

[emmie]

bash it with a spoon, the jar that is not the umm penis.

[Patsy33]

Run it under very hot water and give it a twist. Not sure about lid though......

[rsvp]

chuckle chuckle

[zebo]

Wedge it in the door frame, open the door and twist.

[Baldric]

Old Folks problems eh?

[WELSHYORKIE]

emmie - I don't think umm has a penis...............