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BANANASPLITS | 14:54 Thu 13th Sep 2018 | Jokes
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Son: "Dad I've got a part in the school play. I play a man who's been married 25 years."

Dad: "never mind son Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part."
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Avatar Image spathiphyllum
haha, some people are considered fools.. i end up speaking and prove it
14:55 Thu 13th Sep 2018
Avatar Image Jordyboy9
I’ll drink to that spath I have said it many times.
15:01 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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We may be in the same boat... Either way at least we're drunk ay ;)
15:02 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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There is no fool like an old fool..I should know!
15:03 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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"poor old fool", thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub.

The well dressed man invited the old man inside for a drink

As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he'd humour the old man and asked, "So how many have you caught today?".

The old man replied, "you're the eighth".
15:06 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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Lol good one
15:06 Thu 13th Sep 2018
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That's what the well dressed man thought ;)
15:09 Thu 13th Sep 2018

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