Poo

[Rondy]

A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning where her Daddy is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
Father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bottoms when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
"And what about Tigger?"

[Canary42]

The little girl's next question is even more of a challenge,"Daddy, what is it called when a man lies over the top of a woman".

After a lengthy introduction to the birds and the bees, bewildering the girl even more, the father adds,"Where did you come across that"

"Little Johnny over the road does it with his sister", replied the girl.

Father was shocked, but decided to keep quiet.

Next day the little girl comes home from Johny's house and says,"Johnny's dad is coming over to see you later. He says it's called bunk beds"