Most embarassing question.

[mattie]

What is the most embarassing question your child(ren) have asked you?
We watched "Look Who's Talking" today, the end title sequence shows thousands of sperm swimming towards an egg. My six year old daughter asked me what they were, I muttered something about them looking like tadpoles, and swiftly changed channels.

[curiosity]

After watching an outtake show where one of our news readers said "that's a big blow job for Hartlepool" instead of "That's a big Jobs Blow for Hartlepool" My 10 yearold asked "What's a blow job?" I had to leave the room.

[Mrs_Pegasus]

"Whats this?" and holding a tampon in her hand!

Now when I have a cold I can frequently be seen with one hanging from my nose!

[B00]

My eldest as a toddler pointing to the tramp on the bus and telling him in a very loud voice "YOU SMELL"

[chinadoll]

Tampon ad on tv ...the one with the nice scented flower power blurb....was asked if it was boys or girls and could u eat it and basically what it was....pleaded ingnorance and switched channels

[garythecat]

My lovely adorable son whilst unbeknown to me trawling through boxes in my bedroom (we had just the previous day moved in) came parading into the lounge holding aloft my rampant rabbit saying "what's this? its cool" arghhhhh (he was 6 at the time). Fortunately we didn't have company but I always hoped no-one was walking past outside because there were no curtains up. lol

[horsestache1]

My daughter (a few year back now), asked what sex was, in the middle of Boots just before Xmas. Thinking on my feet I replied "you are a little girl, and thats your sex, James is a little boy, and that his sex". I felt very proud of my answer, untill she replied "Oh well why did auntie Carol say she'd be back in tow sec,s"

You just cant win :)

[horsestache1]

Two even!!!

[WeeAngie]

My boss's son asked her "why the Lady standing next to them at Nursery had a great big enormous bum?" she tried to hush him and embarrasedly said "don't be rude- she does not" which of course made him reply even louder "yes she does , it's this size" and spread his arm's out as wide as he could ....Kid's Eh !!

[suzi-q]

My son when about 10 came into the kitchen where I was chatting to my mother in law and asked loudly what a C.NT was. Red faces all round.

[dilf]

my eldest when he was 4 asked a old boy whats them in your bag
"toilet rolls" said the old boy
"my mam wipes her bum on them dont you mam"
good lad

or to my brother-in-law
"uncle dan , why dont you ever put your hand in your pocket"

[paulaoneill]

Watching Ace Ventura quite a few years ago with my little sister. If youv'e seen this film youll know the the 'lady' cop is actually a man and at the end she is shown with a lump at the back of her underwear. My little sis very quickly asked - did that woman poop herself - I of course agreed with her!