Scared...

[Jemisa]

Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the toilet and she said yes. When he went to wipe his bum there was no toilet paper so he used his hand.

When he got back to class, his Teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"

Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared & run away."

He was then sent to the Heads office and the Head asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

So, Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get scared away."

He was sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have in your hand?"

Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands he'll get scared & run away."

He was then sent to his room and told to stay there till his Dad came home. His dad came home, went upstairs and said to Little Johnny, "What do you have in your hand Johnny?"

So again Little Johnny said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he get scared & run away."

Then his Dad got really annoyed and yelled, "Open your hand!"

Little Johnny opened his hand and said, "Look Dad you scared the sh!t out of him!"

[Mick-Talbot]

Why didn't he just wash his hands in the basin ?

[maggiebee]

It's a joke MT, don't be so pedantic.

[Jemisa]

I wouldn't have had the joke if he had Mike, don't spoil the fun...

jem

[DTCwordfan]

It's crap.


(not really)

[excelsior-1]

Jemisa strikes again ... well done

[Baldric]

Made me laugh! Lol

[starone]

Tee-hee. Very good jem.