Sex?

[maggiebee]

7 KINDS OF SEX
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind Of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex*
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even In the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.*
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, You only have it in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say,
'F*** you.'

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.* Which means
You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
At night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.*
This is when you cannot stand your wife/ husband any more.
He/she takes you to court and screws you in front of Everyone.

And; last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.*
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.