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Annoying!!!!!
Me and my mate Rob have been deliberating on the most annoying people on the planet this week.
So far, Rob has got this:
june sarpong - why why why is she on tv?
cliff richard - has a face, voice and personality that makes me want to send him to guantanamo bay
sue barker - see above
the woman on this morning who does the celebrity gossip - she talks like all the celebs are her best friends and like what she is talking about actually matters
michael winner - because of those adverts
ally mccoist - he just isn't funny. at all. even slightly.
antonio nunez - football reasons.
I however, have got this far:
Ben Fogle - posh talking ******* with his thumb up his @rse, famous for what exactly?
Sian Lloyd - weather woman......don't trust the way her hands move, you look when shes next on, it just not right. god damn freak that's what she is.
Anyone who presents a show with "auction/sell/home" in the title, they all need to come squarely out of the closet and get it over and done with.
Minnie Driver - coat-hanger jawed singing hexagon.
Amy Winehouse - voluptuous, Ron Perlman (the guy who played HellBoy) tribute act. Voice like a bag of feral cats gone off a bridge.
Anyone else care to share???????
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Cliff Richard is my number 1 on the list. Thought I was the only one that found him so totally cringeworthy!!!
Both Carols (Smiley and Vordermann)
Victoria Beckham and Katie Price (Jordan)
David Blunkett, Kilroy-Silk and John Redwood
Snoteater, who will hopefully take the countless hints today for being such an ignorant, rude and childish ass!
Jordan and Peter Andre - one's a talentless dimwit with unfeasibly large breasts and, erm, so's the other one.
The Countryside Alliance - all of them. Without exception.
...and the two (or is it three?) dim bulb, Billy No-mates, lowlife, no-life trolls who appear to have infested this fine site today. You're not welcome here. This is a local website for local people.
dale winton! nuff said.
graham norton - it's getting old now.
snoteater - because you suck at life.
that irritating helium-voiced girl who present(s/ed) newsround, and her stylist if applicable.
daryl palumbo or whatever his name is, the singer from head automatica and glassjaw. he annoys the pants off me when he's not singing.
that kilroy eejit. oh and micheal howard, he's a sneaky little **** who never ceases to look uncomfortable and awkward.