How Can I Get My Friend To Forgive Me?

[ellenperenge]

My one friend has a really huge gut but a skinny body. I've been making fun of her for it for a while. She constantly works out, and she gets skinnier everywhere except her gut. Her gut is so big she looks six months pregnant. She went to the doctor recently because for the past couple of months she has been in intense pain in her abdomen, her side, and down her right leg and her lower back. It turns out that the reason she has a huge gut is because she has a six pound ovarian cyst. She is actually a lot smaller than she thought, but the cyst has been growing for a couple years now. She has been mad at me for a couple of weeks because I called her a big fat pathetic fatty. I only know all of this because one of our mutual friends told me what is going on. I feel bad now that I know she isn't fat. I've already apologized once but she told me to **** off and she doesn't want my sympathy. How do I get her to forgive me?

[joko]

ah i see ... no no no ellen!
you're doing it all wrong... the dea of trolling is to light the touch paper and watch people go, with minimum effort, then sit back and watch ... not spend ages writing long winded moans...

so far you have written more elaborate posts than anyone else, and no-one is wound up - except you...

poor effort - much try harder...