My Brother

[marval]

My brother is jealous that my handwriting is so much better than his, I think it is just scribbling rivalry.

I am sure I saw the Hunchback of Notre Dame this morning. If it wasn’t him, it was a dead ringer.

I heard that drivers should take breaks when driving long distances. They should also take steering wheels, clutches, handbrakes.

A little known fact about Ebenezer Scrooge was that he didn’t like sweets Bar humbugs.

I was in Asda the other day looking for some fancy dress for a Harry Potter party. I found this great broomstick and asked the cashier how much it was. “Those broomsticks?” he replied “They’re a Quidditch!”

Some people say fitting hinges is a dead end job. Personally, I think it opened a lot of doors.

As a child all I ever wanted to do was run away to the Circus. Now I am here, I can’t really see the attraction of Piccadilly.

I pushed my wife down the water channel at Alton Towers. She was fluming.

[Arksided]

Sheer class.

[Patsy33]

Ha ha.. Good uns Marval! x

[DTCwordfan]

what do you call a naked pig?

Streaky Bacon.

Love it, cooked in a little coffee and a smidge of maple syrup.

[marval]

Good one DTC.

[Shaglene]

Great ones.................