Amusing Things Little Children Say..

[Patsy33]

My little Grandson who is just
three, said to his Mother;
"You are the best Mummy ever.
I love you all the world.
You are Beautiful and
Selfish"... lol...He gets a bit
mixed up sometimes. Well, I
hope he does.. :-))

[pixie374]

Lol. Yes, my granddaughter officially started school 2 years ago, but it's been shut most of the last year. We'll see!

[Milo2]

In History lessons, my granddaughter was learning about the Agent Egyptians

[Barmaid]

I once said in a rather loud voice within earshot of a lady who was obese "mummy is Mrs B having twins?"

[pixie374]

Were you 35, BM ? ;-)

[bodeker]

My daughter when young came home from school with a picture of me and her dad having a argument and showing me hitting him ! Well I never did but felt like it lol

[jno]

Pixie, I remember Michael Parkinson talking about going to a Nativity play at the local school, with Joseph coming home and asking Mary how she was, and Mary saying "Baby Jesus has been a right little *** today."

[jno]

there were a bu- and an -er outside those asterisks

[Sunk]

3 year old gets on a tram and spots a young woman on the next seat.
Kid: Where’s your baby?
Girl: I haven’t got a baby?
Kid: (Suspiciously) What’ve you done with it?

[pixie374]

Lol jno... my youngest in his preschool nativity play, took all his clothes off on-stage and crawled off the stage. An early atheist:-)

[vulcan42]

Was it also Michael Parkinson who told the story of the innkeeper who when asked if there was any room in the inn, the lad replied, "Aye, there's plenty of room, come on in".

[zylaphone]

One of my sons asked his stepdad how old he was , he replied, boy said “you should be dead by now”!!

[pixie374]

My daughter ( same one as previously) asked my mum if she would live a long time. My mum said she hoped so, but didn't know. And my daughter reassured her with "i think you will. You have so far".

[roopower]

My daughter is training to be a teacher, 6year old grandson asked if he'd have to call her 'miss' now,

[roopower]

Same daughter as a child got out of the bath, looked at her wrinkled fingers and said "Oh, look, I've got hands like nanny but mine will get better"

[roopower]

I was helping a primary class with work about Palm Sunday and explained what happened. One lad said "You know a lot about that, were you there?"

[Jackdaw33]

//Was it also Michael Parkinson who told the story of the innkeeper who when asked if there was any room in the inn, the lad replied, "Aye, there's plenty of room, come on in".\\

The story goes that the lad wanted the part of Joseph, but was given the part of the innkeeper so he got his revenge with his one and only line.

[Atheist]

Tom, behave!
I'm are bein'ave!!

[eve1974]

My stepson (who is now a grown man on 30) when little:

Asked his daddy to "turn off the sun" on a very hot day

[eve1974]

Same stepson (see above) on seeing my bottom / thighs in a swimming costume remarked "my mummy's has lots more wobbly bumps" (which I took to mean cellulite....I found that delightful - (for obvious and selfish reasons)

[Arrods]

Over time, my son had been monitoring the construction of my friend’s kit car. He later came to say “God made everything - except Rob’s kit car”.