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Amusing Things Little Children Say..
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My little Grandson who is just
three, said to his Mother;
"You are the best Mummy ever.
I love you all the world.
You are Beautiful and
Selfish"... lol...He gets a bit
mixed up sometimes. Well, I
hope he does.. :-))
three, said to his Mother;
"You are the best Mummy ever.
I love you all the world.
You are Beautiful and
Selfish"... lol...He gets a bit
mixed up sometimes. Well, I
hope he does.. :-))
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I know this isn't quite what you're after Patsy, but it did remind me of something.
I once had a powerful American sports car. I was parking up and a little lad of about four came running over.
"Hey mister.... Wow.. I bet that can go reeely fast!"
Then his dad came over.
"Grunt..... I bet you don't get much to the gallon with that."
How sad, I thought, that kids have to grow up into miserable adults ;o))))
I once had a powerful American sports car. I was parking up and a little lad of about four came running over.
"Hey mister.... Wow.. I bet that can go reeely fast!"
Then his dad came over.
"Grunt..... I bet you don't get much to the gallon with that."
How sad, I thought, that kids have to grow up into miserable adults ;o))))
My Mother was chatting at the wall to a neighbour one day and my 3yo niece came over and as they were chatting they mentioned something that my niece did not understand, my niece asked about it and the neighbour tried to explain, my niece then asked, was that when you lived in black and white (same niece,now an adult, thought I was born in the black and white times )
this one from Rondy the other day tickled my sense of hunour...
A young girl to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"
The young customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes granddaughter, it's me."
"It's really, really you, grandmother?", the woman repeats.
"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."
The girl looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?"
"Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."
The girl pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."
"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
A young girl to the local psychic in hopes of contacting her dearly departed grandmother. The psychic's eyelids begin fluttering, her voice begins warbling, her hands float up above the table, and she begins moaning. Eventually, a coherent voice emanates, saying, "Granddaughter? Are you there?"
The young customer, wide-eyed and on the edge of her seat, responds, "Grandmother? Is that you?"
"Yes granddaughter, it's me."
"It's really, really you, grandmother?", the woman repeats.
"Yes, it's really me, granddaughter."
The girl looks puzzled, "You're sure it's you, grandmother?"
"Yes, granddaughter, I'm sure it's me."
The girl pauses a moment, "Grandmother, I have just one question for you."
"Anything, my child."
"Grandmother, when did you learn to speak English?"
Mate of mine lived in a 12thC house in Oxfordshire - way out in the sticks, the wattle and daub on show in the wall just inside the front door.
An old school friend of his turns up, this guy 6ft x inches from Nigeria and speaking a little bit like the actor who played the black doctor in Rising Damp..... He knocks on the front door, at best 5ft 6 high - visually he would fill it!
C, aged 3, opens the door, looks him up and down and says, "Why are you covered in chocolate?"
An old school friend of his turns up, this guy 6ft x inches from Nigeria and speaking a little bit like the actor who played the black doctor in Rising Damp..... He knocks on the front door, at best 5ft 6 high - visually he would fill it!
C, aged 3, opens the door, looks him up and down and says, "Why are you covered in chocolate?"
elliemay, my wife was also a teacher at a primary school and to illustrate a particular point she told her class a funny story. As the class laughed one lad jumped up on his desk and said" you wouldn't laugh like that if you knew about my granny" and sat down again. Somewhat concerned my wife asked him what was wrong, he replied "she's got a cold".
Aren't they wonderful, what they come out with?!
My Grandson picks up a lot of big words, usually from playgroup, which I'm sure he doesn't always understand. One day recently, his Mother took him to local park where they have a basket ball area. This young lad about 12, was practicing throwing it in the net. My little Grandson looked at his Mother and said, " That boy got potential" My daughter couldn't believe her ears! In fact, she asked him to say it again, and he repeated same words. She asked him where he heard potential before, and he said he heard his teacher say it.. :-))
My Grandson picks up a lot of big words, usually from playgroup, which I'm sure he doesn't always understand. One day recently, his Mother took him to local park where they have a basket ball area. This young lad about 12, was practicing throwing it in the net. My little Grandson looked at his Mother and said, " That boy got potential" My daughter couldn't believe her ears! In fact, she asked him to say it again, and he repeated same words. She asked him where he heard potential before, and he said he heard his teacher say it.. :-))
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