Grandfather babysitting

[dartagnon]

Grandfather sitting in the garden on a beautiful summers day babysitting his 5 year old grandson who was playing on the grass. He then watches with amusement as he sees the boy trying to put a worm back down the hole in the earth, but every time he tried the worm crumpled at the entrance.
The grandfather watches for a few minutes and then says "If you can get it to go in the hole, I'll give you £5"
The boy has a few more unsuccessful attempts and then gets up, goes into the kitchen and returns with a tin of spray starch. He sprays the worm and then puts it straight down the hole and turns triumphantly to his granddad.
The Grandfather says "well done" and hands over the money and then goes into the house and returns 15 minutes later, bands down to the boy and says "here's another £5 from your granny"

[wakeover]

My brother got such a bad case of sunburn on his upper legs he was admitted to hospital where the doctor prescribed flamazene and a viagra pill every four hours. The nurse enquired about the worthiness of the viagra when the doctor advised that it was useless for his condition but it would keep the sheets off his legs.....boom .boom.