Get Out Of My Car..............

[Shaglene]

An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle.

She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!
Get out of the car - NOW !"

The four men didn't wait for a second threat.They got out and ran like mad. The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and got into the driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then she realized why.

It was for the same reason she had wondered why there was a football, a Frisbee, and two 12-packs of beer in the front seat.

A few minutes later, she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into he r own car and drove to the police station to report her mistake.

The sergeant to whom she told the story couldn't stop laughing. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed.
Moral of the story? If you're going to have a senior moment...make it memorable!

[Patsy33]

Ha ha... Good one. I remember my Mum telling me her brother in law gave her a lift to Doctors and that he would wait for her. When she came out she 'seen' his blue car and jumped in the front. As she turned to look my 'Uncle' this strange man was staring back at her with a bemused look on his face. My Mum, who was one of the driest people I know, said, 'You're not my brother in law'! The strange man replied 'And you're not my wife!' ........

[marval]

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