Over Generous.........

[ELVIS68]

Sold an item on ebay today, was going for 99p but then someone bid at the last minute and it went to a whopping £1.20

They came and picked it up and then got out a ten pound note, I said I haven`t got any change and she said just keep the tenner as she got a bargain anyway

How generous was that?

[Lore]

Were you prancing about in your white all-in-one again?

Very generous of her :)

[Sir Alec]

What a wonderful person. Not too many people with money to burn these days!

[sara3]

yes, that was very kind.

some stupid woman smashed into my beautiful, much loved car today. I was really good about it and didn't kill her. that was very generous of me!

[craft1948]

You look generous with that crack..............

[ELVIS68]

Thing is I sold the item for a friend and told them it only made £1.20 and they told me to keep the money, that was before the woman gave me a tenner, should I fess up and tell them I got a tenner or keep shtuum?

[sara3]

give them a fiver, then everyone is happy :o)

[Lore]

Give it to charity, Elvis. Everyone's a winner then. :)

[Sir Alec]

Tell them. It's a nice story and even if you have to cough up, it will prob only mean a fiver, split 2 ways.

[sara3]

thanks Lore, now I look really bad!

[ELVIS68]

sara, how can you look bad with that arse?

[Lore]

Sorry Sara, I was hoping he'd give it to me (thinking, what a nice girl I am) Then I'll split it with you.

[sara3]

Elvis ;o)

Lore, I could do with that to go towards a new car.. thanks :o)

[ELVIS68]

Ha ha, if you show me a pic of "I love Elvis" on ya arse then it`s yours ;o)

[sara3]

you want me to get a new tattoo for your £8.80 change? be sensible!

[Sir Alec]

I used to have a boyfriend who was born in Kowloon. I wanted him to get, "Made in Hong Kong" tattooed on his arse, but he wouldn't.

[Lore]

I already have one, Elvis!

[ELVIS68]

One what loren????

[Lore]

A tattoo of ' I Love Elvis' on my arse.....stupid tattoo artist couldn't spell elves!