The Gregg's Boson Particle

[DTCwordfan]

I discovered this on the Internet

Finally, Cornish scientists have found the missing part of what makes a Greggs' pasty so "nice".

The Large Pasty Collider, located close to Helston (a stone's throw from Lady J) used a medium Cornish pasty and a steak bake and the resultant collision between these two pastry delights (well one's a delight and the other garbage) gave evidence of the already-established fundamental particles of gravy, gristle, entrails, genitalia, onions, pastry, lukewarmness and now, finally, the elusive "Greggs boson", the particle responsible for giving such a hideous combination of crap it's so called delicious taste, has been identified as part of this.

[boxtops]

Your ice-cream reference reminded me that we had mojito sorbets on holiday - delicious.

[marval]

You can't beat a proper Cornish pasty.

[humbersloop]

I was only teasing dt x

though I did have an image of a dimly lit Scrumpy and Western club...

[DTCwordfan]

lol.......(I know)

[humbersloop]

...and a bloke in a plaid shirt sidling up..

anyway, what's the cock and hen pasty thing all about then?

[shaneystar2]

Right and left handed crimping .I'm a hen ..right hander .....but I just cobble them together :)

[DTCwordfan]

sloopy, shaney has just answered - how the pasty is finished as to the crimp

[humbersloop]

Heck, there's more than one way!
The stuff you learn on here

[DTCwordfan]

God gave the Cornish two hands, maybe 12 fingers in places like Camborne and St Just.........

[seadogg]

Gawd! could have used 12 fingers at the Bosigran cliffs at Zennor.

[DTCwordfan]

trying to get up them to the Tinners, seadogg?

[DTCwordfan]

http://www.tinnersarms.com/

[seadogg]

Memories of a fine alehouse, though we also got up to the Gurnard's Head.

[shaneystar2]

Don't all rush at once ...and there are no soggy bottoms :)
http://i45.tinypic.com/34s1jlg.jpg

[DTCwordfan]

those look good, shaney......

note the difference with Greggs, folks; shaney's have no Gregson Boson's Particles in them!

[tonyav]

Yep, they look good, shaney, yum yum.

[Svejk]

Shaney, bread pudding excellent, however, have become addicted. Any ideas?

[shaneystar2]

Lol..it is addictive .I'm making one tomorrow for my brother .I like it hot with cold custard,cream or ice cream .Stick to your ribs grub :)

[humbersloop]

Shaney!

They look really great. So that's a hen pastie then

[marval]

They really look good Shaney, I fancy one now.