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Mad Over Fifties Club
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We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.
Carriages at Midnight.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.
Carriages at Midnight.
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Goodnight to all......in fact, I thought Nungate Towers would be closed, or at least dressed in black tonight, owing to THE EVENT.
I have put on my black tonight, head to foot, the cape and brought for the Rofl:
1 black, cracked, snooker ball.
1 black egg
1 black chicken
1 black fuse wire
1 black can of paint 3/4 used.
1 black spider called White
1 tar-brush, black of course
1 copy of black poems, ed - not sure but some guy called Conrad Black
1 black tyre, no thread (like half of AB)
1 book of black humour, 2/3rds of the jokes censored by B00.
Now the black treacle tart tempts, I must say, and is the Silly Sailor black? or is that not pc (partly coloured)?
I have put on my black tonight, head to foot, the cape and brought for the Rofl:
1 black, cracked, snooker ball.
1 black egg
1 black chicken
1 black fuse wire
1 black can of paint 3/4 used.
1 black spider called White
1 tar-brush, black of course
1 copy of black poems, ed - not sure but some guy called Conrad Black
1 black tyre, no thread (like half of AB)
1 book of black humour, 2/3rds of the jokes censored by B00.
Now the black treacle tart tempts, I must say, and is the Silly Sailor black? or is that not pc (partly coloured)?
Good evening. The hot tub sounds bliss. Was on Granny Duty last weekend so missed you all. All too generous family shared their cold with me. First for 4 years. Ache all over. Do I need to go home to fetch my cossie?
For the rifle I have brought a quarter pound bag of mint humbugs, a nearly out of date rail ticket to Bournemouth, a dead mouse (not rodent) and a box of tissues.
For the rifle I have brought a quarter pound bag of mint humbugs, a nearly out of date rail ticket to Bournemouth, a dead mouse (not rodent) and a box of tissues.
I'm putting a very brave face on things DT. Though I am clad in deathly black.
The "event" Excel was my beloved Barca's defeat to Celtic the other evening. Owing to a lousy defence - we've had so many injuries to the back four this season that it's a miracle we are unbeaten in La Liga and top of the table.
The "event" Excel was my beloved Barca's defeat to Celtic the other evening. Owing to a lousy defence - we've had so many injuries to the back four this season that it's a miracle we are unbeaten in La Liga and top of the table.
