Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

We've thrown open the doors of Nungate Towers yet again to all the wonderful Mad over Fifties.
For your delight and edification we have assembled a host of goodies for you, the hot tub has been refilled and plugged in, and the mini bar replenished, the new elastic in the bungee has been thoroughly tested by the local elf and safety executive and awaits it's first vict....sorry, intrepid jumper! The Tapster has concocted a marvelous rum based Tailcock, the "Silly Sailor" in honour of QoM getting back with her ex....................hmm
On Tonight's hotplate, Scoff has assembled wonderful beef olives with a creamy mash and a selection of vegetable accompaniments, and on the pudding trolley we have Treacle Tart with lashings of proper custard. Also available are the usual selection of horses doovers, voly vonts and canopies.
Tonight's entertainment will of course be the Towers Minstrels playing the usual Madrigals and Toccatas, they will also be joined later by the local band the Tone Deafs in a tribute to the Kinks greatest hits. As a special treat the Bulstrode Belles will be giving a demonstration of belly dancing in the conservatory.
Rofl prizes for tonight : Pair of white stilletos (one broken heel) soon to be
a top fashion item I understand
Jar of sequins
The very last box of toffee apples
1 unrolled bandage
A box of fireworks (used)
A warm welcome awaits all those who dare to enter the Towers tonight.

Carriages at Midnight.

[tonyav]

Ah, beam me up, scotty.

[DTCwordfan]

Your second line is most apropos, nungate.....note that - QoM!

[nungate]

Can't say I've kissed any frogs Tony. A few numpties maybe, ...... but everyone has to practise a bit before we get things right! Yeah?

[Mammar]

Knock, knock

[DTCwordfan]

Didn't know that you were a paid up member of the Liberal Party, tony........

[tonyav]

Well so long as she's happy, nungate.

[nungate]

Och, it's yerself Mammar, come away in. A wee glass of Silly Sailor maybe?

[tonyav]

Leave it out, DT. very good though.

[nungate]

All I can say, is that the mood has lifted a bit around here since the "decision" was made!

[DTCwordfan]

Impressed that you still remember - How do you get to the top of the Liberal Party? You start at the bottom.....

[Mammar]

You're so kind. But I'd rather have a bucket if you have one to spare x

[DTCwordfan]

A new member joins us - welcome mammar.....

[polar-bear]

Blue and white of course. Up the Gills!.

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry about that. Got cossie, checked football results. Did not expect to win but only to glad not to have a claret and blue cossie.

[nungate]

Igor, bring out the silver buckets please, and if you would fill one up for Mammar if you please.

......and Igor, Belle has the key to the silver vault, please return it when you have removed the buckets we need

[tonyav]

Doh, I was gutted, Daisy.

[tonyav]

Good evening to you mammar, come sit beside me.

[Mammar]

Now I've been to Poundland and for the riffle this week I have
3 fingernails with fingers attached, left over from Hollowed Eve
2 well sucked pickled onions
Several needles without eyes
A pile of ironing
A brand new Porsche (less said the better)
And a partridge labelled "buy early for Xmas, price goes up Monday week)

[Mammar]

Well thank you for the warm welcome. I can only think it's due to me cleavage which is a little blue at the moment cos it's a bit cold out there

[nungate]

Blue cleavage? Come you must warm yourslef by the fire, nothing worse than a chilled cleavage Mammar