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Five hours?!!! Whaaaaaaat?! Oh jeez. Ok... er...
I usually go with the fresh turkey crowns. They're so easy, and tell you on the packet how long they take. Might have to re-think this.
VHG, yeah, I'm fully aware of how the internet works, thanks very much. I prefer AB, though, as I can't be arsed searching through different websites, and would like someone to just say "this is how long it takes to defrost, and this is how long it will take to cook" :-)