Which Of These Desserts Shall I Serve After A Roast Pork Dinner?

[Iluvspikey]

I've got shop bought meringue shells or brandy snap baskets I could fill with cream and some fruit (I've got a bag of frozen blackberries, rasberries and strawbs, or
Black Forrest gateatu
or
Lemon cheesecake

[tonyav]

Tony runs to the car, must get to Morrisons.

[Iluvspikey]

shoota, do you want the roast leg of pork, roast potatoes, mash, broccoli and cauliflower florets, carrots and sage and onion stuffing with gravy to go with your slab of crackling?

[shoota]

No thanks, just put the sponge and custard on the crackling and I'll die happy!

[tonyav]

LOL ^^^^^^

[friedgreentomato]

Can't you pop down the farm for some homemade icecream

[shaneystar2]

I'm not keen on sweet stuff.
Can we have 12 cheeses with bread or crackers grapes and celery instead ?

[mccfluff]

and port for after

[boxtops]

I don't think I'd have room for dessert, after all that lot.

[tonyav]

Port and Brandy is better still, fluffy.

[shoota]

Or sloe gin.

[Iluvspikey]

I don't think the nearest farm to me sells ice cream MccFluff, just eggs sacks of spuds and other veg, sometime she makes cakes
As regards cheese shaney, I have a block of Cathedral city and there maybe a bit of Christmas stilton left over - what is it with people wanting stuff I haven't got!

[Psybbo]

Stop it you two, it's hard enough

[shoota]

Have we changed subject here Sibs? ;-)

[tonyav]

Oh yeah, I'd forgoten about that shoota, and sloe Gin then. sorry sibbo lol.

[mccfluff]

port and brandy together??? way to strong for me, i can just about manage port

[tonyav]

Strong but very nice fluffy, puts hairs on your chest !.

[Psybbo]

I do like a man with a hairy chest, apologies spikey

[shoota]

What about back and bum too?

[ummmm]

I don't eat desserts so I'll have some extra roast potatoes.