One Liners 2

[marval]

Whilst buying some nuts today I noticed the pack said "stachios"...
I thought... someone's taken the pis.


Every day when I wake up I like to look in the mirror and just reflect.


I've just been offered a free sky diving experience.
I'm not falling for it.


Just come back off holiday from Manama.
The weather was strange, we had sunshine, snow, frost, fog, and hailstones.
In fact we had everything Bahrain.


A lorry carrying onions has overturned on the M62.
Police are urging motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on


Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.


I'm normally quite cynical about over counter treatments but I really think this antisceptic cream is starting to work.


I've just been to Thailand and was very disappointed with their range of neck wear.


A new Indian version of Fawlty Towers is being released starring Fazul Balti.


A random man came up to me the other day and threw a handful of Lego at me!
I really don't know what to make of this?


Please knock firmly,
I love firm knockers.

[excelsior-1]

even better, marval

(but there are more than 2 - lol)

[marval]

I should have put part 2 lol

[maggiebee]

Another masterpiece marval. Cheered up a dreary, rainy Sunday

[tonyav]

LOL very good again marval.
see if you can guess my favorite one ?.

[marval]

The last one Tony?

[tonyav]

LOL, very good guess marval.