Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 3 - Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Gemini's include Colonel Gadaffi, Robert Maxwell, Henry Kissinger and Jeffrey Dahmer (serial killer & cannibal). You wouldn't trust any of them as far as you could throw them.
Gemini is the sign of the twins, and many Gemini's have imaginary friends. They can very flighty (i.e. with the morals of an alley cat).
While Gemini's are seldom full blown alcoholics, they do like to drink. Vodka and Guinness (not taken together) are often the drinks of choice. They also like a flutter, usually with a poor outcome, particularly when it comes to horse racing.
When cornered, their weapon of choice is often their sharp tongue and quick wit. If that fails, they will often revert to using an axe.
Gemini's should never be trusted to do DIY jobs around the house as they will be guaranteed to end in disaster.
Healthwise, Gemini's are prone to paranoid schizophrenia and ingrowing toenails.
Their likes include ducks, playing charades, gambling and the missionary position.
Their dislikes include Walt Disney films, carrot cake, the Chinese and moustaches.
In love, Gemini's often find true love easily....over and over again.

I do not do cusps. If you are a Gemini you cannot get out of it by claiming you were born on the cusp. You are simply a Gemini. Tough luck.

[albaqwerty]

chortles!!

Very good Mrs O xx

[rockyracoon]

Lol, excellent!

[lady-janine]

omg that fits quite a few people i can think of especially . . . . . . .my lips are sealed.

[tonyav]

LOL, I think I may know at least one mrs overhang.

[mrs_overall]

I forgot to mention - a Gemini will often marry another Gemini. They do not have traditional wedding cakes and are fond of owls

[tonyav]

Ah yes mrs o the owl business is always a give away.

[albaqwerty]

do you think they're still in bed? :-D

[sadielady]

Think I will give up now!

[tonyav]

Of cause they are alba, Reds probably on his second wind by now !.

[albaqwerty]

;-)

[Psybbo]

Good morning you lot. Well done again mrs_o

[tonyav]

Good moaning psybbo.

[aelmpvw]

she who must be obeyed is a gemini and is brilliant at diy ... i suppose she's the exception

[gness]

Well! Thank god I don't know anyone...anyone at all....not even one short redhead who's a Gemini..... ;-) x

Jeez..but you're brilliant, MrsO.....Photo this...I won't say it too often. x

[mrs_overall]

aelmmpvw - so your wife is good at DIY. As that is the only thing you have mentioned, I take it she has all the other Gemini attributes? Poor woman.

Gness - it has been commented upon how astoundingly accurate I am xx

[aelmpvw]

well i love her

[Arksided]

Mrs O, brilliant I missed Taurus and Aries when they were posted, just back tracked to them... V funny. ;-)

and its funny 'cause its true

[Ric.ror]

I dont know how I missed this but I guess that is a typical gemini trait
I do have the morals of an alley cat but I also like carrot cake and my weapon of choice is my sarcasm
Oh the DIY bit is correct too