Mad Over Fifties Club

[nungate]

Good evening and welcome to another week at Nungate Towers for all Mad Over Fifties.
Igor is waiting by the main entrance ready to relieve guests of their coats, cloaks and broomsticks. (Members will please note that we cannot guarantee that any items left in Igors care will be returned safely at the end of the evening, his memory is not what it once was)
Tonight's meeting will have to be a bit of a pot luck evening, as things have been a bit manic at the Towers today. So tonight sees the return of the running buffet
catch it if you can, for those less fit (namely me) there's a buffet supper laid out in the snug complete with volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers. We also have the return of those local favourites, the Tone Deafs back from their triumphant tour of the Outer Hebrides, there'll be dancing tonight! Members are welcome to make full use of all our facilities, from the bungee on the topmost tower the the indoor pool down in the dungeon! Members are most welcome to
wander around the grounds and gardens but since it's raining indoor pursuits are recommended.
Our Tailcock this evening will be the "Rusty Exhaust" another of the mixologists
interesting brews.
Oh calamity! They have found their way back in! The minstrels are up in the Great Hall Gallery warming up, ready to give us their usual fare of madrigals and
I see they have added sonnets to their repertoire! (Let joy be unconfined - I think not......) Goodness knows how they managed to get through security!
For tonight's rofl I offer:
Several pairs of wellies (various sizes, some leaky)
2 brollies (one a bit windswept)
Boxed pack of rain hoods
Things have been a trifle damp around the Towers, these past few days! Members should be prepared for anything!

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals



Carriages at midnight

[tonyav]

Evening your nungateship. Ohhh my favorite 'The Rusty Exhaust' My usual bucket if you please, Igor. For the roffle I have one pair of RayBan sun glasses ( left arm and right lense missing ) one stirrup pump ( plunger seized ) and two paracetamol tablets.

[nungate]

evening Tony, good week?
Igor will be along shortly

[tonyav]

Ok untill today, nungate.

[Igor61]

Good evening Tony sir, I have brought your bucket, interesting name don't you think? I understand there was an "incident" earlier in the week. Do enjoy.
I'm sure the young Mistress would be glad of the paracetamol she's had a headache all week

[nungate]

Oh dear. What happened today Tony? I suspect our whole week has been nothing but "oh dear"

[tonyav]

Thanks Igor. Yes an interesting name that, well iron is good for the blood so I believe.

[Jeza]

Evening all. For your raffle I have a cornish pasty 2 days old and last weeks TV guide, though I don't think anyone will want either.

[tonyav]

Evening Jeza, that pastie will go down lovely with my two day old chips !.

[nungate]

good evening Jeza, interesting prize. I had a nice pasty for lunch today - I may buy them again if best beloved enjoyed his, I wont know until he comes home from work later tonight. I hope you well

[Igor61]

Madame seems to be experiencing some difficulties with her laptop, she says something about a message sent earlier by DT she will look into it and see what she can do. Please excuse her. Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

[tonyav]

Yes DT is having problems and sends his apologies.

[Igor61]

She's doing something with the laptop (knowing Madame she's most likely bouncing it off the walls) but I don't know what

[DaisyNonna]

Evening friends, for the rifle I have a roll of double sided tape (needs unravelling) half a pack of Blu-tack (bit crumbly) three white nylon picture hooks (haven't got a hammer) some old-fashioned picture hooks (can't reach the picture rail) and somr of those dot stickers (I don't know why either).
Anything even slightly alcoholic would be gratefully received.

[Jeza]

I saw DT's latest drawing, should I copy it and make it a prize? Maybe not DT may get cross.

[tonyav]

Evening Daisy, did you run a scan ?.

[kevanswerbank]

Good Evening Mr Nungate, thanks for the welcome. I would buy a roffle ticket or two. (I have some WD40 or the stirrup pump if I win that).

[tonyav]

You'd have to change the name of the pub though, Jeza. How about changing it to The Romping Cat ?.

[Jeza]

I have half a bottle of port, opened 2 Christmases ago, it's yours if you want it Daisy.

[tonyav]

Evening kevanswerbank, that WD40 is great aftershave don't you think, the woman love it.

[Igor61]

God's evening Madame Daisy, I am endeavouring to hold the fort whilst Madame fights the fight with her laptop and Java, I have your Bucket right here.


Kevinanswerbank your hostess is Madame Nungate, Mr Nungate is otherwise engaged this evening, May I fetch you a Tailcock? Tonight's is called the Rusty Exhaust